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Some like diamonds.. some like pearls... but nothing compares to us GREEK girls!
Good girls are bad girls who never get caught!
B.I.T.C.H. Babe in total control of herself!
I have PMS and a loaded gun. Excuse me, did you have something to say?
Menopause: When it comes to bitching, there's no better alibi!
If you're nice you can call me sweetie, if you're sweet you can call me honey, if you're hot you can call me tonight!
Sweet guys open my heart, smart guys open my mind, but only fine guys can open my legs!
I'm So Gothic That I'm Dead!
Your kid may be an honor student, but YOU'RE an idiot!
I'm not an honor student anywhere but I have a nice ass!
You all laugh because I'm different, I laugh cause you're all the same!
"It's a great day to be alive, I know the sun's still shinning when I close my eyes. There's some hard times in the neighbour hood but why can't every day feel just this good!
Hey idiot, hang up! You are driving a car, not a phone booth!
Fat people are harder to kidnap!
I read Playboy for the articles and watch Porn for the music!
If you don't like the news, go out and make some of your own!
Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps!
My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch!
"Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house!
I'm so gothic that I'm dead!
I wasn't kissing him, I was telling his lips a secret!
Always late...but worth the wait!
**LoVe & HeArTaChE**
*if you love me* -sAy iT-
*if you trust me* -dO iT-
*if you want me* -sHoW iT-
*if you need me* -pRoVe iT-
One day your prince will come. Mine just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions!
Ca prend une minute connaitre une personne, une heure pour l'aimer, mais toute la vie pour l'oublier!
J'aime mieux mourir demain et t'avoir connu, que d'avoir vecu 100ans et ne t'avoir jamais vue!
Luv is a strong word don't say it if you don't mean it!
The thruth is: you could slice my throat and with my one gasping breath I'd apologize for bleeding on your shirt!
Don't be mad cuz it's over, be happy cuz it happened!
Love is as much of an object as an obsession, everybody wants it, everybody seeks it, but few ever achieve it, those who do will cherish it, be lost in it, and among all, never... never forget it!
Should I smile cuz he's my friend or cry cuz that's all he'll ever be?
*ReAlItYs*
Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them!
Can't rape the willings!
Never fight ugly people they have nothing to loose!
Life is too short, so kiss slowly, laugh insanely, love truely and forgive quickly!
Life: It's sexually transmitted, and always fatal!
Time is the best teacher; unfortunately it kills all of it's students!
There are some people who live in a dream world, and there are some who face reality; and then there are those who turn one into the other!
It is better to say nothing and have people think you stupid, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt!
Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names!
On ta appris que pleurer ne donne rien. Pourtant tu sais que pleurer soulage, que le calme revient, et que tu vois plus clair . On ne pleure jamais pour rien!
Life is shorter then we think, so enjoy it too the fulliest!
A best friend is like a four leaf clover there hard to find!
**InSaNiTy**
The doctors tell me I'm special
You say psycho like its a bad thing!
Scientists say 1 out of every 4 people is crazy, check 3 friends, if they are ok, you're it!
Out of my mind. Be back in 15 minutes!
I hear voices in my head and they say they don't like you!
I used to be a schizophrenic but we're okay now!
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!
Don't talk to me when I'm talking to myself!
Normal people worry me!
**PicK Up LiNeS**
If your right leg is Thanksgiving and your left leg is Christmas, can I visit you between the holidays?
Are those your eyeballs? I found them in my cleavage!
You're just the right age, older than me!
Do I look like a grocery item to you? I see you checking me out!
What do you mean I ain't kind? Just not your kind!
Can I have your number, I'll call you when my dog is in heat!
Sorry, I don't date outside my species!
What you see is what you get, so make your move you won't regret!
I'm the person your mother warned you about!
Can I have your picture? I wanna show Santa what I want for Christmas!
**DiSs**
I used to wonder why God made ugly people, then I realized it was so people like me could get a good laugh!
Don't hate me because I'm beautiful...hate me because your boyfriend thinks I am!
When people tell you that you have a great personality, they're really thinking, "DAMN! You're so ugly!"
He only likes you 'cuz he hasn't met me yet!
Roses are red, violets are blue, you know that I look better than you!
Unless you are a hemroid, get off my ass!
Is that your head or did your neck throw up?
You look like shit. Is that the style now?
I know I'm good looking but I can't help that!
I know milk does a body good, but DAMN, how much did you drink?
I hate to think after millions of years of evolution you're the end product!
If my dog had a face as ugly as your's, I would shave his ass and teach him to walk backwards!
**SEX Quotes**
To all the virgins in the world, thanks for nothing!
Sex is evil; evil is sin. Sins are forgiven; so stick it back in!
Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night!
The only reason I'd kick you out of my bed would be to fuck you on the floor!
Sex is like snow... You never know how many inches you'll get or how long it will last!
Sex is like pizza. When it's good it's VERY good. When it's bad it's STILL pretty damn good!
Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand!
If you've been bad, go to your room. If you WANT to be bad, go to mine!
Sex is a killer. Wanna die happy?
Firefighters: we find them hot, and leave them wet!
Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place!
Pierced in places you'd love to lick!
See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time!
Kids in the front seat cause accidents, accidents in the back seat cause kids!
Failed sex... tutor needed!
Don't stick out your tongue if you don't intend to use it!
You are a naughty boy. Go to my room!
A cowboy thinks 8 seconds is a good ride!
If you like my bumper, you'd LOVE my headlights!
I lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me?
Making Love: what my girlfriend does while I have sex with her!
You know "that look" women get when they want sex? Me neither!
My girlfriend always laughs during sex - no matter what she's reading!
I think a midget's butt is the tightest thing you can legally fuck!
I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy!
Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is!
If you think this vehicle is dirty you should spend a night with the driver!
As she lay there dozing next to me, one voice inside my head kept saying, "Relax... you are not the first doctor to sleep with one of his patients, but another kept reminding me, "Howard, you are a veterinarian"!
**DrUgS & aLcOhOl**
Sex, drugs, rock'n'roll;
Weed, speed, birthcontrol;
Life's a bitch and then you die;
So fuck the world and let's get high!
Stoners live and stoners die but in the end we all get high!
Time is never wasted when your wasted all the time!
Get really stoned: drink wet cement!
D.rugs
A.re
R.eally
E.xiting!
Why drink and drive when you can smoke and fly?
God made pot, man made beer, who do you trust?
I'm not an alcoholic, I'm a drunk! Alcoholics go to meetings!
Rehab is for Quitters!
I drink to make people like you more interesting.
My car's not a tree hugger, I'm drunk you idiot!
There's no ugly womens. Only weak tequilla!
Drink 'til he's hot!
Do you think I'm hot or have you not had enough to drink yet?
Drink your beer! There are sober kids in India!
Beer -- Helping Ugly People Get Laid Since 1837!
Beer - helping white people dance since 1837!
DAMM - Drunks Against Mad Mothers!
I may be drunk, but you are down right ugly, and I shall be sober in the morning!
You can't drink all day long if you don't start first thing in the morning!
A bad day of fishing turns into a good day of drinking!
Who said beer won't make you smarter? It made Bud wiser!
Nobody's ugly after 2 am!
Beer is bad... let's finish it!
I have a problem with drinking... two hands and only one mouth!
Instant asshole, just add alcohol!
That's not a beer belly! It's the fuel tank for my sex machine!
If I'm driving funny its probably because I'm drunk!
Don't Drink and Drive, You might spill some!
I am too drunk to walk, so I have to drive!
1 Tequila 2 Tequila 3 Tequila Floor!
Uh-oh, the doctor found traces of blood in my alcohol stream!
Milk sucks, got beer?
There is no blood in my alcohol system!
Our drinking team has a football problem!
**SeXiSt-BoYz**
Coffee, Chocolate, Men -- Some things are just better rich!
Few women admit their age, few men act it!
Guys are like roller coasters: They either make you sick to your stomach, or give you the time of your life!
Men are like hardwood floors, lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them forever!
Guys are like parking spaces: all the good ones are taken, and the rest are handicap!
There are easier things in life than finding a good man...nailing jell-o to a tree, for instance!
Mental anxiety, mental breakdowns, menstrual cramps, menopause... did you ever notice all womens' problems begin with men?
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? We don't know... it has never happened!
Guys are great...every girl should own one!
The more men I meet, the more I like my dog!
If men had periods, they'd brag about the size of their tampons!
When God made man she was only kidding!
How does a man show that he is planning for the future? He buys two cases of beer!
I wasn't born a bitch, men like you just made me this way!
All men are animals, some just make better pets!
**SeXiSt-GuRlZ**
Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships!
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing - you just told her twice!
Fat chicks are like mopeds. They're fun to ride until your friends find out!
Women are only good for two things...and some don't clean house that well!
How do you fix the Dishwasher? Slap Her!
Don't trust anything that bleeds for 7 days and doesn't die!
What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night? A widow!
This song seems to be written for Mel and partly for me...so much of what she says, I could say it! Pretty crazy. Not really my type of music but I love this one because of the lyrics, and she has a great voice too!
